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If readership was like relationship,Breaking up would be hard

 

 

What if  blogging was really a relationship. Relationship between author and readers?

If blogger and reader had a relationship
Breakup would be hard

I was recently reading a blog about “Breaking up with a blog” where the author Hajra listed top reasons for stopping to read a blog. She listed reasons like annoying popups etc as a reason she stopped visiting a blog.

But the topic made me think, what if it really was like a relationship and all rules of breakup applied?What if you need to officially breakup before you stoppped reading a website :P..what could be the reasons of breakup

1. The blogger would have a hard time as there might be potentially 100s of breakups every month…A 100 heartbreaks every month 😛

2.It would be hard to argue over things like.. what i said and what you said.the blog would have everything documented

3.What if you want to start reading it again? It will be like mending the old bridges

4. There would be no loss of old good memories as a simple archive would pull out everything like fresh 🙂

Top reasons for breakup could be something like:

1. Its so difficult to reach you ,you dont let me in (if comment section is difficult to find)

2.You dont express your feelings(if the reader doesn’t comment)

3. You don’t value my feelings(if blogger doesn’t respond)

4.You give others more importance in your life(if the blogger doesn’t reply to your comments specifically)

5. You are always about Me Me and Me and not Us(if blogger talks mostly of himself)

6. You dont listen to me,you just hear me not listen. (If the reader usually leaves the same comment such as “Nice,Good work”)

7. You always compare,stop being so self centered(if all the reader does is give a link to his/her blog n comments)

8. There is someone else in my life..(If reader finds another site/blog where he/she spends most of her/his time)…this one would be funny

ok  this is getting a little wierd now :P…What do you think could be the top reasons to breakup here? and have you broken up with any site/blog yet?

I am trying to breakup with http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/

because I am really unhappy with soo much ads , but I am unable to ,just because i am so used to it, i guess i need to move on but its hard to let go 😛

So again,what site you have broke off with and why?Or is there some site you want to breakup with up but unable to 😛 like a bad relationship

 

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hakuna matata…it means no worries for the rest of your days

Trying out my fav song…hakuna matata from Lion King…It means no worries for the rest of your days

Good trial for Sona’s Karaoke system and varuns Camera….

I guess i should setiously try cartoon voiceovers..what say?

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BT(boys talk) the awkward conversation

Found out an old piece I thought interesting enough to share

Everyone must have heard the word GT(girl talk),its when two girls talk about things and do not let their Guy friends know about it. its a conversation between two women/girls that is secret and protected from all men,what goes on there is something that I feel,being a guy I am not capable enuf to decribe or even guess,but have you ever heard the phrase BT(guys talk) or MT(mens talk).Well not too much I guess,I do not know if many guys subscribe to this philisophy or not because I never discussed this with other guys but most men dont really chat too much with other men.Here is a typical chat between two friends(may i say best friends).I have gone thru this routine atleast 1000 times

F1 sees F2 online

//start with pleasentries

F1: Hi

F2: Hey dude How are you

F1:M good you temme

F2:M good too

….awkward silence………

…they try to talk about work..

F1; So hows work

F2:Ya good

F2:Wat bout you

F1: Ya good..hey u in which company….still with Infy kya..(same question is repeated everytime you have a conv)

F2:Ya and you

F1 ya same

……….Silence…………………

….gettimg more generic to include almost everything in this world……

F2; So wassup…anythin new

F1:No same old and you

F2:Same here

………………….silence…………….

……………..switching to hindi/punjabi to include some interest….

F1:Hor dasso…zindagi kaisi chal ri..

F2:Sab khair hai aap ki dua se….kuch khaas nahin…

……….the age old question comes up…………EVERYTIME

F1: Ladki shadki mili ki nahin

F2:Nahi bhai hamari aisi kismat kahaan…aap batao

F2 No man no luck………..

……..Silence…….F2 goes offline online multiple times between this time…………..

F2:sorry was disconnected

F1:Ya..

………..Silence…………….f2 tries to divert to weather

F2: Aur Kidda US

F1:Bas vadiya

F2:Is it cold there

F1: Yeaah….

F2:Here too

…….Silence…………..

Both Give up…

F1..chal bhai ..g2g

F2:Yeaah Ok..bbye dude

F1 BBye stay in touch

F2 Sure

Everytime the same converstaion is repeated with little variations like plesentaries in Hindi “Namashkaaram”,failed attempts at humor ,”Babuji kaise ho”…….Aur ladkibaz………or abe kaisa hai be…..

and yes not to mention the utterly failed attempts at using smilies…:):) :D:D:D…the only two smilies used,dont know the reason but it just doesnt work with guys. It worlks like a charm when a guy is talking to a girl but not guy to guy…..somehow the fun, the punch is missing..

We are not really meant for chatting i guess.Put us in a room.give us a beer(or green tea in my case;),switch on a match and yeaah we are ready for some male bonding,but chat? No way….The only exceptions being when we are fighting or arguing over some matter,When it becomes a matter of pride :P,but generic chit chat,how was ur day kinda stuff is just wierd….

My male college friends just know that I am in US and its cold here and yes I vsited such and such places and have no GF 😛 ,and thats exactly what I know about them:P…….

But yes somehow the female friends(NOT GF) its different,they know how many pics I took,they know that i brushed with my shaving cream today:P:P..what I can cook etc etc and the conversations are filled with smilies with 😛 taking the place of simple :)……with a dash of :X and ;( in them……

I know there are exceptions .and i do not mean to say  that the guy friends are not close enuf,actually they are much closer friends…..but somehow we cant chat…..maybe i am wrong…lemme know 🙂

BTW i would be highly obliged if some girl comes up and enliglighten us on GT

 

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Rajni Da…best of rajnikanth

Over the years..there have been millions of rajni jokes…many original many copied.So here listing the best ones

Best Rajni Jokes

1.Rajnikanth Wears sun glasses to protect the sun

2. In school rajnikanth did his rough work which is now called Wikipedia

3. Rajnikanths email ID is [email protected]

4. Once rajnikanth bunked a full day and now its called Sunday

5. If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence

6.Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin

7.Once Rajni gave IIT JEE exam … IIT was rejected…!

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BEST WAY OF TRANSPORTATION

the transport industry is now looking fot the best way of transportaion…they are frantically searching for something radical…revolutionary…as the next gen transportation…..si lets see wat charecteristics such a transportation have
it should be very safe…obviously….
oil is drying up…so least fuel consumption…….
eco friendly.
good ground clearence for indian roads
should give a sense of superiority to the driver over other drivers of other transports
yes should be unique
should be able to maneuver through tough terrain
intelligent enough to avoid collisions in case the driver dozes off…yes its true..ive seen ppl dozing off while driving…sincerely
so lo behold i here present the transport which meets all these criteria…its robust..safe and wat not…..design is taken from the scriptures…but was ignored for a looong time……here it is

haha its safe…no other vehicle will mess with it……
ground clearence is awesome…….
sense of superiority for driver…obviously
no petrol diesel needed…(though will eat tonnes of other things)
eco friendly ..if u ignore the natural source of air pollution
speed…max possible in such traffic
and yes unique…….

plusss…u dont need a liscence…nice na
so i solved this biiiig problem of best way of transport in a GRAND and BIIIIG way…..i deserve a nobel prize for it
*note the picture was taken by me…so no copyright infringement

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