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BEST WAY OF TRANSPORTATION

the transport industry is now looking fot the best way of transportaion…they are frantically searching for something radical…revolutionary…as the next gen transportation…..si lets see wat charecteristics such a transportation have
it should be very safe…obviously….
oil is drying up…so least fuel consumption…….
eco friendly.
good ground clearence for indian roads
should give a sense of superiority to the driver over other drivers of other transports
yes should be unique
should be able to maneuver through tough terrain
intelligent enough to avoid collisions in case the driver dozes off…yes its true..ive seen ppl dozing off while driving…sincerely
so lo behold i here present the transport which meets all these criteria…its robust..safe and wat not…..design is taken from the scriptures…but was ignored for a looong time……here it is

haha its safe…no other vehicle will mess with it……
ground clearence is awesome…….
sense of superiority for driver…obviously
no petrol diesel needed…(though will eat tonnes of other things)
eco friendly ..if u ignore the natural source of air pollution
speed…max possible in such traffic
and yes unique…….

plusss…u dont need a liscence…nice na
so i solved this biiiig problem of best way of transport in a GRAND and BIIIIG way…..i deserve a nobel prize for it
*note the picture was taken by me…so no copyright infringement


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5 responses to “BEST WAY OF TRANSPORTATION”

  1. Coriolis364 Avatar
    Coriolis364

    Ahhh, but you have left out a rather important problem – elephants tend to ‘leave things behind’ … and what I am referring to actually comes out of their behinds.Although, as I type this, I now realize that that would be an excellent way at creating new jobs. Somebody’s gotta clean it up!Nice idea, my man…

  2. MADDY Avatar
    MADDY

    haha…dats true….so now i also deserve a prize for..new way of solving the unemployment problem

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    what a load of rubbish!! u can just a put nappy on it …or tie a poop bag to its behind !! lolzzzz

  4. vivek Avatar
    vivek

    nice!! i like that..but how will i get up on it????

  5. MADDY Avatar
    MADDY

    areeee its easy…its auto retractable..the chauffer can control it and bring it down for you

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