So we have been asked to name 5 or more living or dead real or fictional people in a we chat group.To be frank I was confused, there are SO MANY possibilities . I could connect Socrates and Hitler and make them talk about sanctity of human life as per them or maybe Tom and Jerry to see how they fight on chat, or maybe the road runner and Wile E. Coyote and see more Coyote’s plans fail. How about dexter(Cartoon) and Transformer along with didi ..Man that would be fun, the little dexter would freak out .
Anyways after much thought I decided on these people apart from me in the group
What will we talk about?
We will play the game of werwolf( also called Mob) where participants are divided into villagers and Mob members (Villagers do not know who the mobsters are) and they have to verbally fight out and convince each other of their innocence and vote out one person at a time. Basically the game relies on mind games, lies and deception(by mobster) and ends up in LOT of arguing, groupism and friendly fights . We will take this to a new level by playing it over WeChat. Think about it, multiple parallel conversations going on between people and the main stuff going on in this group
Dolly Bindra: Oh yes the BIG BOSS fame one.Would be fun to have her there, and you know what? We will target her for elimination very early and she will have to fight to not get eliminated .I know , I know some of you hate her , so , Just for the fun: she will not be allowed to use Voice messages on wechat ..She can ONLY use TEXT…No Emoticons or pictures for her too . Now that would be cruel. She has to express her anger by typing with CAPSLOCK whenever she is angry…Oh wait, That would mean ..ALL THE TIME
Kristen Stewart: Oh yes the twilight actress, oh she is HOT. But before you guess what she is doing there, let me tell you the rules of chat for her. NO TEXT …ONLY PICTURES. SO basically , she will have to express her feelings by sending pictures of her face . I mean so many people around the world are waiting to see her second expression, think about the possibilities when she has to converse with just her face.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh man, I am sure he will not understand why it is funny to not let Dolly speak and to make Kristen act and this would be hilarious to see. I am sorry I sound cruel but the group would be super fun with somebody so obnoxious yet so lovable in the group(I am talking about Sheldon Cooper). And yes let me see how he applies logic to the randomness of the game MOB
Amitabh Bachhan: And behold the one who will speak the most. He will be like a narrator, moderator and even translator cum voice for all people not speaking(Dolly and Kristen). I mean who better than him.He will take the game to the next level
And if you thought this was great, let me surprise you a little. The last but not the least person in the group would be
Morgan Freeman: Oh Man, this would be awesome, can you believe Morgan Freeman along with Amitabh Bachhan speaking. How much more epic can it get?I mean you would actually feel like listening to what Dolly might have to say(In Freeman’s voice obviously), that awesome. And why Morgan Freeman?
” Because he announced his own birth” .
Ok jokes aside, read the following line in Morgan Freeman’s Voice and you will know
Morgan freeman doesn’t listen to no for an answer, you know why? Because he is the one speaking. And when he speaks, HE SPEAKS
These two people can take a normal chat to an artistic level, a chat that can inspire people to do the impossible, to change the world…Ok I am just blabbering now
SO this is my group, the decision was difficult I must say. Other strong contenders that I considered but could not add to the list were
- The Great annoying Orange: He can annoy ANYONE, he is the fruit version of Sheldon Cooper
- Poonam Pandey
- Kamal R Khan
- Manmohan Singh: I would have forced him to ONLY SPEAK
- Lady Gaga
- Peter Griffin
And let me end with a nerdy joke
“List to apani honi chahiye, Linked to Linkedin bi hai”…
Ok I am bad at it,only computer engineers might understand it..and still not laugh …. No more jokes and all the best
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